Beauty and The Undead

Beauty and The Undead

I’m a zombie. Right now, I’m standing outside my own home. The door is tightly shut, as if no one is inside. I remain motionless by the entrance. Occasionally, other zombies wander by and peer through my windows. When they do, I kick them away without hesitation. Yes, I’ve turned into a zombie. But for some reason, I’ve retained all my human memories. Standing outside my house, I can’t help but recall the times when I used to upset my wife. She’d lock me out, forcing me to stand there while she sat by the window, secretly watching me as I sulked. It seems that even now, as a zombie, she hasn’t changed that habit.

I’m a zombie.

Right now, I’m standing on my front porch.

The door is shut tight, like it’s lifeless. I’m frozen in front of it. Sometimes, other zombies shuffle by, crouching near my window, trying to peek inside. When they do, I kick them away.

Yeah, I’ve turned into a zombie.

But here’s the weird part—I can still remember everything from when I was human.

I’m standing here, completely still, just like I used to when I’d piss off my sweetheart back in the day. Whenever we’d argue, Ava would lock me out. Then she’d sit inside, crouched by the window, secretly watching me stand there like it was some kind of punishment.

Never thought that even as a zombie, she’d still be pulling the same move.